| My ass crack 2 |
[28 Dec 2009|10:29pm] |
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Assassins Creed 2 is eating my sleep. I think Ezio should die in a fire but Leonardo is awesome sauce.
Whores are awesome. They dance around me and I feel like a pimp... or one of the girls, given how fruity Ezio is dressed. 8]
Ezio went from horny spoilt prat to I BURN WITH GENERIC RAGE... TIEM FOR VENGENCE
He also fails as an assassin.
Altair might have had the personality of a box of hair, and the only Arabic with a monotone Caucasian voice... but he wouldn't fall into a trap so obviously laid out. In fact, he NEVER fell into a trap.
I miss the brotherhood 8[ simpler times.
And while yeah Ezio has more tricks up his sleeve than Shmendric the magician.. it just doesn't make up for his unlikeable personality.
AC2: NEW! With 50% moar PRINCE OF PERSIA and 25% moar fiber! Cuz you too would SHIT A BRICK after doing all the meticulous acrobatic climbing and jumping
TL;DR: Less Ezio moar Desmond plox
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It seems....last night was a Doremidan centered night. I found a concert DVD to download AND IT WORKS *watching now*, a mood theme for my livejournal, really neat random pictures aaaaaaaand their Expect Rush that I couldn’t find on youtube (Thanks Daily Motion!) BUT to top it all off….my Rock & Read I had been waiting on arrived today. I was so excited I’d have the color spread for the article he did but……it was not the one I expected…..SO NOW I GOT NEW ADORABLE MAKOTO PICTURES *A* They’re all in black and white but thats okay I’m scannin em anyway!
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There is a certain kind of madness that arises when you spend more than a day or two without speaking to another person. It is not unpleasant--it is one reason to travel, in my opinion--but you sense your thoughts taking on a strange kind of skew, unique in its cast (I presume) to the individual. I don't know precisely how to describe the strange floating feeling one gets after four days wandering silent through an alien city, looking at great paintings and reading and drawing, but I recommend you try it sometime.
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| Xmas 2009 |
[25 Dec 2009|06:57pm] |
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Content Christmas.
Not much to report. I'm a poor college student so I wasn't expecting too much this year. I got to relax. Thats what counts.
Love on you all <3 especially those who haven't heard from me lately.
You're all great and I appreciate everything you've done for me this year <3
Best wishes to you in this new year!
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[24 Dec 2009|07:32pm] |
I looked up, blearily, from The Secret History, tossed my bookmark in the trash, and set the book down on the hostel's kitchen table. People appeared to be in the room making dinner; I hadn't really noticed.
Some people go straight from painting to drinking; certainly, you have to do something to keep your balance. I'm not really much of a drinker, though--I'd rather wander about, look at things (Edinburgh is shocking beautiful in the snow; I suspect that without, it might be a little bleak--grey and stony and craggy. The gallery here has some shockingly good pictures.) Then plunk down in a kitchen or coffee shop to read for three or four hours. Nothing of great note on this trip--three Ray Chandler novels, a tolerable fantasy called "The Name of the Wind", the second John Scalzi "Old Man's War" novel, and "For Whom the Bell Tolls". I just bought a Mishimi, the name of which is escaping me--I hope it holds me over Christmas day, which I expect to be rather dull.
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[21 Dec 2009|12:38am] |
Went to Chicago and now I'm back hoooooooome 83
Upon returning....
me: *wanders to hamsters cage* HEY JJ ARE YA DEAD YET?! *opens cage and pokes* Oh...you are. :X
WHOOPS Well now I'm down to Cassie again and now I have another shelf for my stuff! I'm gonna miss hearing him run in his wheel late at night. Maybe his recent crazy behavior was a sign....
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| LJ Idol Week 8: Voting |
[21 Dec 2009|12:47am] |
Voting for the 8th week of therealljidol is now up here. As usual, you can choose whether to go to that entry or use the poll under the cut, should you choose to vote for me. Darn it, I was getting used to not needing to worry about the votes, after being in the tribe with immunity for two weeks in a row.
Any votes you care to give are appreciated.
( A poll! A poll! )
EDIT: And now, the poll under the cut is actually the right poll. I lost my train of thought halfway through the copypasta last night, seems like. XD
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| LJ Idol Week 8: Reprobate - God Hates Furries |
[20 Dec 2009|03:54pm] |
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Written for season 6 of therealljidol. Please visit the topic to see what others have written on the subject of "Reprobate".
Noun reprobate (plural reprobates) 1. One rejected by God; a sinful person
(Wiktionary, "reprobate")

A lot of you have already figured this out, or knew already from last season, or knew already because you plain know me. (No, I'm not about to tell you once again that I say "fuck" a lot, though I do say it a fucking lot.) For the rest of you, just so we're on the same page, I'll make this perfectly clear: I'm a furry. ("Gasp!" you say. "But Alex, I would never have figured, what with the recurring anthropomorphic animals in your icons and entry illustrations!" Well, so it goes.) I am also, on a hobby basis, a writer and an artist. That, at least, you should have picked up on your own. While I'm not going to claim that this is true for all furry writers and artists, in my case, this means two things: I write smut often featuring anthropomorphic animals, and I draw my fair share of furry porn.
I do this not, as many people (including furries) seem to think, because I get off on every single idea I draw. Most of it I'm pretty indifferent to, and I've written things that are definitely well out of my comfort zone, because that was where the story wanted to go. I see the erotica as an artistic challenge; writing porn is in many ways harder (no pun intended) than writing things that aren't smut. Goodness knows it virtually always takes me significantly longer. Drawing what might be dismissed as wank material leaves less room to hide anatomical boo-boos by dressing the characters in baggy clothes — it's all out there. It's one of the most fascinating and challlenging forms of character interaction there is, from a purely artistic point of view. Sure, sometimes I churn out something largely because I think it would be hot, but it'd be disturbingly narcissistic of me to diddle myself to it, even then.
Anyway, it has come to my attention, that according to one Mr. J, founder of the now-defunct website God Hates Furries (archive.org copy), God hates me for my choice of hobby. This is something of a surprise, but as I am agnostic, I can't really claim to know how God rolls, so I'm sure Mr. J has a much better grasp of God's turn-offs than I ever did. Then again, I happen to know that God also hates fags (www.godhatesfags.com), Sweden (www.godhatessweden.com) and shellfish (Leviticus 11:10-12), so I'm not alone. Actually, if for some reason you really wanted to piss the Big Guy off, pretty much the most offensive thing you could do would be, like, logging onto FurryMUCK as a gay Swedish lobster. Which actually sounds like a pretty damn funny character concept. But God would hate it; those no doubt more well-versed in his ways than I am said so.
But you know, I'm okay with that. If God hates me, that's alright. I don't need to be a member of his secret club and I don't need access to his treehouse. I'll sit here, under my cork tree, and draw my furry porn, and I'm happy with that. It's a good life.
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| Actually I am ded |
[18 Dec 2009|10:30am] |
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I AM NOT DED!
I'm just... LURKING!
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nyeomygod, i have a livejournal...
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